The Court Jester's Quarters

Hey all, I thought I'd list all of the actors who've played Joker in the past 20 years and rank them from worst to best. Sorry if I forget any! -Uncredited voice actor (the Gotham Gals anime) Whoever voiced the Joker in his two-minute appearance in the Poison Ivy episode. I really couldn't leave him out of this list, although I wish I could because I'm sorry to say he just wasn't very good. Perhaps the reason he is uncredited on IMDb is because even he is too ashamed to own up. -Larry the Cable Guy ( Joker 2 ) This follow-up to the 2020 Oscar winning blockbuster Joker was, to put it lightly, a joke. Larry's performance failed to please, and led to a loss of 400 million dollars. -Dylan Sprouse (Arkham Angels) Sprouse played Michael Kelly, a heartthrob gang leader known as "Joker" in this edgy-but-easily-forgotten early 2020s CW series. It was a fresh, interesting spin on the villains we all love to hate. Unfortunately, it was too fo

Happy new year! Making commitments is very difficult, but I really want to start forcing myself to stick to them. Like for real this time. So every Thursday of 2020, I am going to release a blog post. The only instances in which I am willing to excuse myself are: 1: I have limited to zero access to my computer or the internet. 2: I am sick and physically incapable of staring at a screen 3: The entire month of November (in case I partake in Nanowrimo) 4: Christmas Eve, which happens to fall on a Thursday That's it. So. That aside, let's get to today's topic. CATS. Not the animal. I'd find that to be a much more favorable topic. I'm talking about the movie. I saw it today. I think. The only thing convincing me that I didn't hallucinate the experience is the ticket stub. In the words of my best friend, "This movie made my cat allergies worse." Spoiler warning I guess? If you can even call it that? I don't know.  I brought a jour